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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Terror Reigns!

I have been beset, accosted in my own little corner of the net-o-sphere! Terror, unspeakable acts of evil! I log on to my email and check it out, and low and behold, I am overjoyed to see that someone has posted a comment onto Trade Secrets. It has been so long, I kind of put the site out of my mind. So the thought of someone, anyone reading my ramblings set my heart a flame. I pictured me and my new reader trading emails about work, about politics, about life!

You could imagine my great joy when I discovered that there was not just one person reading my blog and posting, but several! Turns out I didn’t just have a reader, I had a legion of adoring fans checking in regularly to see what I had to say! Finally I would have the fans that I knew I was born to have.

Then I logged onto the space. Imagine having you dreams crushed by the fattest fatty that ever fattied. That’s what it feels like to discover that you have been made a fool of by none other then a bot that posts to blogs! Granted, I haven’t actually posted anything here in a little longer then forever, it still feels like I am being violated.

But the more I thought about it the less it really mattered to me. At least something was posting to the damn site. Is it sad? Yes. But you’ve got to start somewhere.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're right on track and not many people are willing to admit that they share your views. tha hatch is an AWESOME place to discuss LOST.

9:56 PM

Blogger Cornelius Havershim said...

You rotten son of a bitch. I know you're not real! Get out!

4:19 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

cornelius mongers cock at an 11th grade level.

8:15 PM

Blogger Cornelius Havershim said...

Yeah, so I'm pretty sure that one's real.

12:26 PM


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