Crawling Back

So. You finally come sniffing around here again huh? What, you're "friends" over at that other place finally get sick of all of your assanine chatter, your "talking" and your sharing and your giving and all of that other...stuff? Finally realize what the truth of it is. YOU NEED ME! You might hate me, but in the end, when it's all said and done, you need my simpering, my misplaced and over done wordery, my overabundant and heavy flawed use and abuse of the English language.

Have I missed you? What kind of question is that? I haven't even thought about us since...man....like, forever. Wait why am i trying to justify my actions to you! You were the one who stopped reading! Ass.